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scryings:

ok so today at fanime
like right outside of the convention these mega christians came and started protesting against gays and how they’re trying to be something they’re not and how we’re all sinning because we’re all dressing up as things we’re not and whatever
and then gamzee got in this tiny truck and slowly rode in front of the protesters and it was glorious and was probably the best thing that happened all day

ok so today at fanime

like right outside of the convention these mega christians came and started protesting against gays and how they’re trying to be something they’re not and how we’re all sinning because we’re all dressing up as things we’re not and whatever

and then gamzee got in this tiny truck and slowly rode in front of the protesters and it was glorious and was probably the best thing that happened all day

lolsofunny:

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achurchinthewild:

photo bombing animals

achurchinthewild:

photo bombing animals

gaymzee:

Your eyes.

Are an ocean.

Your breasts.

Are also an ocean.

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

+ Commonly banned books throughout History

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-describingthesky:

My favourite pick up line honestly xD

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damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

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the-absolute-best-posts:

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fat-birds:

pleatedjeans:

parrot plays mommy [video]

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